John Danek
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Yep, that one! The cylinder with the red shiny wrapping paper. That’s yours — go ahead and open it, Mom.…
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Jonah Nink
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CHICAGO — Holiday icon and present delivery mogul Santa Claus admitted this morning that he snuck Bandcamp links to his…
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The Hard Times Staff
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PACIFICA, Calif. — A Regal Cinemas gift card was transferred last night to a third wallet without once being used…
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Jason Crews
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HELL - Local Angel of Darkness, Satan, gifted metal icons Slayer with an 18-karat gold watch as a thank you…
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Daniel Louis
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FREEHOLD, N.J. — High school junior Andy Moran gave his mother a Honey Clementine-scented Yankee Candle earlier today for Mother’s…
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Contributor
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SCRANTON, Pa. — Frontman Devin Lewis reportedly surprised his new girlfriend during a Valentine’s Day performance by gifting her one of the…
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Freelancer
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REDMOND, Wash. -- Nintendo’s NES Classic drew sharp reactions from critics and fans alike this week with the announcement of…
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PORTLAND, Ore. -- David Hendershot, the friend who has bragged about his homemade kombucha for the past three months, finally…
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. -- Local normie girlfriend Amanda James unveiled a bizarre, somewhat punk-themed arts and crafts disaster of a…
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Steve Yuen
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LONG ISLAND, NY – Local punk David Murphy has made an annual tradition out of disappointing his father on Father’s…
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