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The Next Spongebob? This Gay Man Makes Minimum Wage

Mark Bouchard • July 21, 2020

Spongebob Squarepants.The bubble-blowing, fun-loving, flamboyant sea sponge has been entertaining young children and stoned adults for over 20 years. But…

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My List of 45 Things a Gay Character Needs In Order for Me to Think They’re Necessary

Owen Crowlie • June 12, 2020

Thanks to the virtue signaling politics of Hollywood, it seems that gays in modern media are harder to avoid than…

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God Admits It’s Kinda Gay to Create Dudes

Jeremy Kaplowitz • March 29, 2020

HEAVEN — The almighty being who created the heavens and earth, God, admitted today that it’s actually kinda gay to…

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“I Didn’t Realize This Was a Gay Bar,” Man Says for Sixth Night in a Row

Patrick Crooks • January 9, 2020

WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Local man Brian Davis was shocked and surprised yet again last night that Backslide, the bar…

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Son Would Tell Dad He Loves Him but Doesn’t Want to Sound Gay or Anything

The Hard Times Staff • December 23, 2019

ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Local 14-year-old Colton Blewitt resisted the urge to tell his father he loved him today, fearing the…

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Smoke Signals Warn Gay Bar of Approaching Bachelorette Party

Patrick Crooks • June 26, 2019

WASHINGTON — Distant smoke signals spotted by staff at local gay bar Pitchers earlier today confirmed that the bachelorette party…

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Mark McGrath Finally OK With Being Called ‘Sugar Gay’ All the Time

Johnny Taylor • June 14, 2019

NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. — Sugar Ray vocalist and TV personality Mark McGrath admitted today that he now embraces being called…

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BREAKING: Gay Co-Worker Does Not Care Who or What Limp Wrist Is

Mike Civins • March 15, 2019

PHILADELPHIA — Local man Eddie Lemburg was stunned today to learn that coworker Steve Winfers, who considers himself part of…

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Small-Town Hardcore Scene Debuts First Ever Openly Gay Member

The Hard Times Staff • December 7, 2018

BARRE, Vt. — The small, tight-knit Barre hardcore community announced last week the arrival of the first openly gay member…

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Opinion: I Accept My Son’s Decision to Be Openly Gay. I Just Don’t Buy Him as a Top

Dan Rice • October 12, 2018

When our son Terry told us he was coming home from college for the weekend to “tell us something” my…

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