Charles Bill
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TOPEKA, Kan. – Local boring millennial Harley Shun admitted that he is horribly embarrassed by his drunken antics which made…
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Dan Rice
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The Trump campaign has been in a downward spiral ever since the media caught wind of the fact that he…
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Ben Friedman
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If there’s one thing that drives me crazy it’s when I see other adults break out the tired “kids these…
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Reuben Blanchard
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local centrist Harris Miller revealed that he doesn’t care who wins the 2024 presidential election as long…
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B.S. Mitchell
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NEW YORK – The 20th annual Puppy Bowl is expected to open with an elaborate fireworks display which has many…
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Charles Bill
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It's that special time of the month when you get together with friends and family to play some board games…
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Dom Turek
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Despite what your friends, family members, and recently assigned parole officer might say, circumstances that seem tragic right now will…
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James Knapp
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COWARD, S.C. — Touring goth band Need Help Again With Ghoul, reportedly changed their entire world perspective of gloomy unenthusiasm…
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Matt Husser
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SALEM, Ore. — Local punk Trent Jackson planned to attend the state fair “ironically” this weekend, making it the seventh…
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Spouses Josh and Natasha Taylor are reportedly in a losing battle for control of their sex swing…
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