Doug Kolic
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SAN DIEGO — A rare koala discovered at the San Diego Zoo defied its species' reputation for being sedentary and…
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Tim Sheard
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We’re big classic rock fans here at the Hard Times, so it naturally follows that we love genre stalwarts Led…
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Matt McInerney
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INDIANAPOLIS — Local couple Darren Ganon and Sally Bouchard-Sanchez announced they will continue pursuing their toxic relationship in order to…
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Sari Beliak
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CAPITOLA, Calif. –– Awkward man Bryan Erdman revealed Monday that he is never quite sure what to do with his…
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Becca King
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SAN FRANCISCO — Pornhub saw a drastic spike in searches for “groups of more than 10 people” this quarter, the…
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Edgar Towner
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A new study suggests that the average punk unknowingly has sex with five people who go…
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Krissy Howard
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ENDICOTT, N.Y. — A small punk community in central New York officially ran out of new scene members to fuck…
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WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — A 20-year-old threat made by Blink-182 frontman Mark Hoppus about fucking your mom is suddenly more realistic…
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QUINCY, Mass. — A pair of teenagers crossing the parking lot of an abandoned strip mall moments ago report that…
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Dan Rice
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 is remembered as a source of laughs, Thanksgiving day bonding, and of course, background noise to…
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