LOS ANGELES — Local woman Carmen Montozo admitted to knowing intimate details about each dog in her neighborhood while failing…
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Dan Rice
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February 26, 2024
Prejudice is a uniquely human trait, but we’re not content limiting our malignant biases to just our fellow man, are…
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Nathan Kamal
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January 16, 2024
EUGENE, Ore. — Leo Radler, a bartender at local pub The Swampland, is completely unaware that many of the regular…
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John Danek
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November 18, 2023
WORCESTER, Mass. — Diehard Wu-Tang Clan fan Jeremy Taggart recently admitted that his obsession with the legendary rap group stems…
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John Danek
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November 14, 2023
Hey, just checking in. I know you’ve been going through a lot lately, and I want you to know I’m…
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Lana Kim
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September 21, 2023
It's happened. The day has come. Your beloved white friend has asked you to give their favorite Wilco album a…
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Dan Rice
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March 14, 2023
Alright, I want everyone to just settle down. I realize many of you find this unorthodox, but let’s focus on…
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Tim Sheard
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December 30, 2022
PRINCETON, N.J. – Researchers at Princeton University concluded a nearly decade-long project which yielded inconclusive results regarding whether your long-time…
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John Danek
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August 30, 2022
SAN DIMAS, Calif. — Local delusional man Scott Marin thinks you and he still have a friendship despite you dumping…
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Dave McNamara
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August 15, 2022
Life can be hard. The demands of school, work, our social lives, and family can make it difficult for even…
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