GAINESVILLE, Fla. — The original lineup of the infamous ’98 carpool to Warped Tour reunited this weekend for the Fest 15. According to those who followed…
MANCHESTER, Tenn. – Several attendees of summer music festivals have died while hundreds more remain hospitalized after an outbreak of “Bonnaroo Flu” swept across multiple…
INDIO, CA – As summer 2016 rapidly approaches, sources reported that a weary and exhausted Port-O-Potty is terrified at having to face yet another season…
AUSTIN, Texas — Natasha Shepard and Kyle Hsiue, a real, authentic, and undeniably cool couple attending this year’s SXSW and arguing bitterly in front of…
DEKALB, Illin. – Five years ago, local punk band Kegstand bade farewell to their fans with one final blowout show, vowing to never take the stage…
CHICAGO – Local man Skip Klinger, described by acquaintances as a undateable, pathetic loser, is reportedly in need of only one ticket to Riot…
DEKALB, Illinois – Earlier this afternoon, your mother really let you have it regarding your plans for your ultimate summer punk rock experience by reminding you that…
DENVER – Unemployed internet commenter, Shane Clifford, 33, feels that despite the fact he has no money, access to venues, or contacts in the music…
CHICAGO – Eager to resurrect their career-defining legacy of underwhelming, disappointing and dissatisfying every person who ever loved their band, members of late ‘90s emo…