RJ Atkinson
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So there I was, already late to my buddy’s house show because snipping all the plastic beer rings was taking…
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Steve Packosky
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Hell yeah! You know that hole in the ozone layer everyone was talking about when you were a kid in…
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Samuel Abraham
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While everyone is sounding the alarms about AI’s unregulated overreach by evil technocrats and the annoying rabble of eco-conscious peaceniks…
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Doug Kolic
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OKLAHOMA CITY — Scientists announced that the ashes of a cremated punk were so toxic that it would likely poison…
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Nathan Kamal
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It is no stretch of the imagination to say that the world is in pretty rough shape. A Life Model…
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Matt Husser
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ATLANTA — Scientists signaled a breakthrough against poachers after the first boneless rhinoceros was successfully bred in captivity at the…
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Bobby Korec
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Science nerds will tell you that climate change is an existential threat to our world, but more importantly, to our…
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Constantine Platanias
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There are so many things to hate about this entitled millennial generation, but nothing scorches my sky more than their…
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Ryan Danley
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OMAHA, Neb. — Citizens across the country are coping with record breaking heat and wondering why there has been seemingly…
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Ian Yamamoto
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ASTORIA, Ore. — Beginner survivalist Ethan Foster quickly forgot which of the two bodily wastes was sterile, piss or shit,…
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