The Hard Times Staff
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — California Governor Gavin Newsom declared a state of emergency after realizing it's been well over two weeks…
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Colleen Nerney
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local “occasional” smoker Samantha Terrett recently realized her secret pack of cigarettes reserved for emergencies was empty…
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Claire Alexander
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HOBOKEN, N.J. – WWE fan and local embarrassment, Connor Duncan, reportedly made preparations to save his liver during WrestleMania this…
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I’ve always sort of had twin passions: medicine and comedy. That’s why I trained to become a paramedic at the…
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Nathan Kamal
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I know that this is an emergency situation and we here at Sacred Heart Hospital are bound by the Hippocratic…
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John Danek
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You’ve waited for what feels like hours. Your mouth is watering. Your nose smells the moist warmth of the starchy…
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Jason VanSlycke
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TORONTO — A local fire truck en route to a fire reportedly honked and blared its siren despite there being…
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Nathan Kamal
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WASHINGTON — Dr. Christine Giles, a scientist at the Global Science Research Institute, just ripped a printing document off an…
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Ian Yamamoto
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ASTORIA, Ore. — Beginner survivalist Ethan Foster quickly forgot which of the two bodily wastes was sterile, piss or shit,…
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Bobby Korec
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A gender reveal party is an excellent way to make it known that you are expecting newborn attention online. Look…
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