Dan Kozuh
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GLENDALE, Calif. — Disney's beloved icon Mickey Mouse was unceremoniously fired after a decades-old airbrushed image of him smoking a…
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Tim Graham
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SPARKS, Nev. — Local methamphetamine addict Chuck “Bucket” Kane was shocked to discover an invitation to tour a secretive drug…
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Dan Bookbinder
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ATHENS, Ga. — Local punk Adam Rondeau was absolutely outraged that a venue did not provide a changing table in…
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Chris Bowen
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LOS ANGELES — Local advocacy group the National Youth Anti-Drug Media Campaign issued a chilling new public service announcement claiming…
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Josh Baumgart
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NEW ORLEANS — Ian McSeamus, the infamous frontman of the punk band Ghost Chode, announced that he is celebrating six…
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Charles Bill
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BOSTON — An adorable beginning to a relationship happened today as two punks had a meet-cute while accidentally Lady and…
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Jason VanSlycke
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WASHINGTON — The Drug Enforcement Agency announced plans to reschedule marijuana from the strict Schedule I classification to the chiller…
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BOSTON — Members of local straight edge band Hard Pass reportedly broke edge in front of a small crowd within…
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Malia Simon
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The ‘70s are back, baby, and they’re right here in my 250-square-foot apartment. I’m reliving the debauchery of the decade…
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Nigel Powers
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"Breaking Bad," along with "The Sopranos" and "The Wire" in the 2000s and early 2010s, defined the golden age of…
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