Lauren Sewell
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SAN FRANCISCO — Customers at local coffee shop, Verdant Cafe, collectively felt shivers go through their spines when a barista…
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Zach Raffio
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local man Will Chalke shared his health-conscious drinking regime this morning, noting that - in order to…
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Michael Gursky
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CENTER VALLEY, Pa. — A man traveling through time with the intention of preventing childhood trauma made a more pressing…
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Dianne Nora
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SEATTLE – Gail Glover has had the repeated misfortune of accidentally running into her ex-boyfriend Joel Buckner at McGregor’s Brewpub,…
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Char Byram
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PORTLAND — Local man Dave Hart decided to take the initiative and saturate himself with copious amounts of beer prior…
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Erin McLaughlin
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PURCHASE, N.Y. — Local woman Elle Rice winced this morning while waiting for her black coffee refill as the song…
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Dianne Nora
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AMHERST, N.Y. — Claudia Piper has selected the dress that she will vomit André Spumante all over this New Year’s…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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INDIANAPOLIS – A small but visibly-confused group of free thinkers stormed the HI-FI Annex stage to incoherently question the connection…
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Zach Raffio
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LAUGHLIN, Nev. — Touring band Jug Blowers attempted to avoid the drama of last year’s disastrous holiday festivities by enacting…
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Dan Rice
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local mother Meredith Ashby displayed a performative expression of surprise and intrigue at a neighborhood cookout yesterday…
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