Tim Graham
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BURBANK, Calif. — President Donald Trump called for “The Simpsons” character Apu to return to the long-running show, sources confirm.…
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Sean Fallon
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump demanded that the Naboo Globe of Peace be taken away from Gungan leader Boss Nass…
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Sean Fallon
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WASHINGTON — The White House announced the debut of a non-woke version of Jesus Christ called John America, confirmed sources.…
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Tim Sheard
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WASHINGTON — Citizens across the nation were surprised to learn that the long-promised slow descent into fascism has rapidly accelerated…
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Reece Napierski
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced plans for Stephen Miller to receive a Christmas bonus of $1488, confirmed sources. "They…
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Bill Conway
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WASHINGTON — President Trump is reportedly instructing the Justice Department to look into instances of voter fraud at Thrasher Magazine…
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Patrick Coyne
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced yesterday that he had deployed the National Guard to Roku City, the fictional cityscape…
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Tim Graham
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WASHINGTON — A White House press release suggests that citizens come up with “wasteland personas” soon before all the good…
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Tim Graham
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WASHINGTON — President Trump complained that the manual that details how to operate a fascist regime was “boring” due to…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump worried world leaders in Europe and beyond after making remarks that he would like to see…
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