Jordan Liffengren
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December 16, 2023
OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk dog Rex Pistols reportedly refuses to eat anything but Doc Martens boots, puzzled sources confirmed.…
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Jack Humphrey
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November 21, 2023
AUSTIN, Texas — Adrenochrome “Addy” Jones, the five-year-old German Sherperd owned by far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, claims to have…
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Patrick Crooks
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November 16, 2023
WASHINGTON — A new Pew Research study revealed that an overwhelming majority of NPR listeners are dogs whose owners left…
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Freelancer
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November 8, 2023
MIAMI — Skippy, a two-year-old Goldendoodle who only barks at Black folks, qualified for the third GOP primary debate being…
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Ryan Dondero
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October 24, 2023
WASHINGTON — Commander Biden, President Joe Biden’s two-year-old German Shepard, reportedly bit every single Republican in the House of Representatives…
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Ryan Dondero
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October 17, 2023
RICHMOND, Va. — Local woman Carissa Whitley was reportedly billed 500 million dollars during a recent visit to Riverside Veterinary…
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Nathan Kamal
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October 5, 2023
Around here, we’re suckers for a feel-good story, but this one really got the waterworks going for us. Dogs may…
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Kyle Duggan
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September 6, 2023
I was growing nervous as I sat in the Dunkin parking lot right off of Sockanosset, where we had agreed…
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Jus Kaplan
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July 23, 2023
If you follow any famous pets on social media, you’ve likely come across this picture: A playful pup is rolling…
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Nathan Kamal
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February 15, 2023
Well, it happened again! You're a dog and your owners have decided to throw a goddamn house party, without consulting…
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