Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BURBANK, Calif. — Disney announced today that their Disney+ Hawkeye show has been delayed indefinitely due to issues of nobody…
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Daniel Menegaz
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I was once like you, barely able to pay for essentials like Tinder Plus while still having enough money leftover…
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DECATUR, Ga. — Local husband and self-described Star Wars aficionado Benny Butler critiqued a ‘sexy Slave Leia’ costume his wife,…
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Owen Crowlie
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LOS ANGELES — In a twist that has put his return to movies into troubling context, beloved 80’s and 90’s…
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Collin Preciado
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ESOPUS, N.Y. — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual…
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LOS ANGELES — Disney surprise announced a “JJ Abrams Cut” of Star Wars: The Last Jedi this morning which they…
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CINCINNATI — While many people are observing May 4 as Star Wars Day by saying “may the fourth be with…
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Jay Miller
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KNOWHERE, T.R. — A bartender at Starlin’s Bar was forced to cut a section of Groot, a beloved Guardian of…
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Hard Drive Staff
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LOS ANGELES — While the ninth and final episode of the "Skywalker Saga" films left many unanswered questions, the novelization…
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Dan Rice
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If I'm not given the option to watch my favorite episodes of "The Simpsons" in their original 4:3 aspect ratio,…
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