Dirty Tag Archives

Rob Ryder • September 13, 2023

PORTLAND, Ore. — A mysterious pile of previously unidentified material floating in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of Oregon…

Rob Ryder • November 13, 2022

KOHLER, Wis. – Kohler Co, the leader in modern kitchen design, introduced a new design specifically aimed at punk houses…

Jose Balderas • April 10, 2022

BERKELEY, Calif. — Touring band ‘The Flattered & The Curious’ regaled tenants of the apartment they are crashing in with…

Krissy Howard • March 21, 2022

TOPEKA, Kan. — A nine-month-old bedbug currently residing in local punk house and objectively disgusting place, 321, is reportedly at…

Cory Cousins • February 16, 2022

CHARLESTON, W.Va. — Local man and lead singer of popular metal band, A Fistful of Fetuses, thought it a good…

Mark Hassenfratz • January 8, 2022

NEW PALTZ, N.Y. — Local man Stephen Banquist scattered clothing, pet hair, and random bits of garbage all over his…

Zac Lux • January 1, 2022

BUFFALO, N.Y. — A decrepit pair of jeans shook themselves fiercely in an attempt to rip themselves free of a…

Michael Gursky • December 27, 2021

NEW CASTLE, Del. — An unnamed man was arrested and taken into custody under the suspicion of “potentially having committed…

Dom Turek • December 4, 2021

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Local woman Missy Frazier is sick of being the only one of her roommates with enough common…

Robert John Scucci • December 4, 2021

PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Brian Hedges figured he’s still got a good 10 years to continually disappoint his parents with…