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Ben Friedman • July 17, 2021

WASHINGTON — A CDC annual report detailing the various causes of death in the United States noted that “being crushed…

Rick Homuth • April 17, 2021

LONDON — Cartoon bassist for the virtual indie rock group Gorillaz, Murdoc Niccals, died of a cartoon heroin overdose Wednesday,…

Patrick Crooks • March 26, 2021

ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local punk Adam Schultz is beginning to regret using one of his three wishes to bring infamous…

Dan Rice • October 2, 2020

AMERICA — An overwhelming majority of rational Americans announced they were suddenly infected with hope, an emotion thought to be…

John Danek • September 28, 2020

HARRISBURG, Pa. — Those invited to celebrate the marriage of punk drummer Scotty Corless and slaughterhouse foreman Anna “Slander” Dietrich…

Patrick Crooks • September 16, 2020

FALLS CHURCH, Va. — 36-year-old Michael Connelly’s sarcastic response moments ago to a demand from his parents effectively eliminated the…

Ted Pillow • July 23, 2020

Life is meaningless, our world is in flames, and all hope is futile. But just because I’m dead on the…

Zach Russell • April 12, 2020

YONKERS, N.Y. — 83-year-old Judith Swanson tragically passed away last night at New York Presbyterian Hospital due to complications from…

Collin Canning • March 12, 2020

LUBBOCK, Texas — Psych-rock band Three Inch Teeth treated their drummer Mitchell Gauthier to a night on the town last…

Pat Cavanaugh • March 7, 2020

CHICAGO — Dungeons & Dragons player Joanna Bateman claimed her natural 20 should be recognized even though the die went…