Luke Thornton
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PITTSVILLE, Wisc. — True crime enthusiast Walter Simmons was stunned last night to learn that he’d been murdered 10 years…
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Mark Roebuck
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PHOENIX — Lifelong punk Roddy Scotts assured a potential employer in an interview yesterday that, in five years, he sees…
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Dan Kozuh
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ELKRIDGE, Md. — Mild-mannered 42-year-old insurance salesman Jello Biafra suffered another case of mistaken identity this week, as he was…
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Dom Turek
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PORTLAND, Ore. — A group of Ouija board players were visited by a punk member of the ether last night,…
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TEMPE, Ariz. — Members of the Tempe punk music scene attempted an ill-advised DIY blood drive last night, accidentally killing…
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Mark Roebuck
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Stan Lee tragically passed today at the age of 95. He leaves behind as rich a legacy as anyone will…
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Tristen Stafford
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WAYNE, N.J. — World-renowned MILF Stacy’s mom, made famous by rock band Fountains of Wayne, died suddenly last night due…
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BATON ROUGE, La. — A suspicious attic believed to be haunted for decades reportedly showed no signs of paranormal activity…
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Patrick Coyne
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Ready to feel old? The first Kidz Bop album came out 17 years ago. Since 2001, Kidz Bop has released…
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Courtney Baka
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Local PC punk band Ally Brats played a touching tribute at the Hi Tone last Friday to…
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