Seth Shanley
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OMAHA, Neb. — College student and “good guy” with a gun James Watson was furious today after the latest in…
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Mark Hassenfratz
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We’ve all been there before- you’re checking out the trendy new bar in town and you really hit it off…
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Dicky Stock
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Thanks for coming into my office today. Investing your time, energy, and emotions into a potential relationship partner is quite…
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Matt Shore
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RICHMOND, Va. — Mistakenly assuming that his ordinary equipment would be adequate to see him through the encounter, IT specialist…
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John Danek
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I’m so glad that you enjoyed the restaurant and are up for watching a movie! Here is a stack of…
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Tom Scarcella
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OCEAN SPRINGS, Miss. — Local musician Kevin Masterson proposed to his girlfriend Christine Sitner yesterday with a $200 engagement ring,…
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Ryan Harnedy
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BROOKLYN — Casual sex enthusiast Steve Searcy revealed today that his recent Tinder date Monica Preston seemed to have “more…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Patrons of local punk venue The Steel Toe report peculiar, “almost paranormal” happenings in and around the…
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Louie Aronowitz
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NANUET, N.Y. — Pop punk trio Oxford Drama announced today a nation-spanning, month-long tour, strategically coinciding with the month their…
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Spring is here, the birds are singing, and the flowers outside that are visible from my battle station while sitting…
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