Amanda Russel
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MANDAN, N.D. — A new queer punk advent calendar became immensely popular when it advertised the fact each door contains…
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Matt Bieker
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PHILADELPHIA — Researchers at Johns Hopkins University confirmed the average American punk consumes a half-dozen cigarettes in their sleep throughout…
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Chris Bowen
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local crust punk Ben "Diggz" Cooper asserts that the steady drip of a window-mounted air conditioner he…
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Doug Kolic
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PENSACOLA, Fla. – Local dentist Noah Dunaway expressed utter disgust recently after examining what long-time punk patient Skyler Thompson kept…
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Chris Bowen
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PITTSBURGH – Local crust punk Connor Thompson openly rejects the use of normal paper coffee filters and instead uses a…
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Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — Abaddon the Destroyer, an immortal demon from the deepest depths of hell, begged an exorcist to free him…
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Tim Graham
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GRAND FORKS, N.D. — Marjorie and Gerald Spitz attempted to lure their wayward crust punk son home using his two…
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John Danek
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SANTA FE, N.M. – Punk bar and venue Wrench, a relative newcomer to the Santa Fe punk scene, was accused…
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Johnny Sparkles
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BEND, Ore. — Local crust punk Exena Groman admitted that she is only able to relieve her bladder if multiple…
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Krissy Howard
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TOPEKA, Kan. — A nine-month-old bedbug currently residing in local punk house and objectively disgusting place, 321, is reportedly at…
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