Kevin Grant
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LAS VEGAS — Local gamer Aaron Byrne ascended from his homemade backyard bunker sobbing today, lamenting the loss of the…
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Andy Holt
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local gamer Madison Sutton, 12, hoped to find a PS5 video game console under the Christmas…
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Kevin Flynn
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NEW YORK — Estimating that his components could continue providing decent performance even several years in the future when he…
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MONTREAL — PornHub I.T. guy Dewey Palmer helped a fellow employee troubleshoot their malfunctioning computer this morning by suggesting they…
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Laura Merli
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MENLO PARK — With a wave of disappointment washing over himself for squandering another potentially productive day, an employee at…
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Mark Bouchard
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DURHAM, N.C. — Rising data entry star Stuart Carroll is hospitalized today following a freak tech deck accident, which doctors…
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Erin McLaughlin
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Hi I tried to click on the Google Document you sent to me over email with the invite for the…
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DiMaggio Orozco
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Hey you with the mac and cheese stains on their shirt. It’s time to close all those tabs you won’t…
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Chuck Kowalski
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VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Suggesting you “could definitely put it to good use,” your dad reminded you this morning that…
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NEW YORK — After a long battle with apathy, local musician Peter Costello was forced to put his pet project…
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