Cia Tag Archives - HARDTIMES

Opinion: The CIA Torture Playlist Is Actually Pretty Good

Tim Sheard • August 30, 2026

So I was recently on the lookout for a new playlist to listen to while I’m doing chores or getting…

Jonathan Davis Hired to Teach CIA Agents How to Control Bullets Through Scatting

Patrick Coyne • January 12, 2026

LANGLEY, Va. — The CIA hired Korn frontman Jonathan Davis to teach operatives how to control bullets through scatting following…

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CIA Installs New Frontman When Punk Band Becomes Too Political

Dan Kozuh • January 6, 2025

WASHINGTON — Frontman Abha Alvarez of punk band Kissinger’s Prostate disappeared suddenly and was replaced with unknown musician Holden Everett…

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Isolated Fat Mike Vocal Track Used in CIA Torture Sessions

Jose Balderas • February 23, 2023

WASHINGTON — Recently declassified documents outlining various so-called “enhanced interrogation” techniques used by the CIA during the War on Terrorism…

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5 Ways To Drive Your Man Crazy As Outlined By Recently Declassified MK Ultra Documents

Tracy Kellett • May 13, 2022

Having trouble keeping the spark alive with that special someone? You may be having a communication problem, but who gives…

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ACAB Including the Scooby Gang

Ryan Danley • June 28, 2021

Well lookie what we have here. The Mystery Machine and its group of do-gooders. Running around, looking at clues, and…

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It’d Be Nice If the Government Agent Spying on Me Came Out to One of My Shows

Kevin Tit • June 3, 2021

I’ve been playing anarcho-folk songs for the better part of a decade, so it’s no surprise that the Government has…

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New Cartoon ‘Alpha Betas’ Explores Fictional World of Gamers Contributing to Society

Camden Brazile • March 13, 2021

COLUMBIA, Mo. — In the tradition of groundbreaking science fiction, the upcoming YouTube show Alpha Betas poses a challenging, otherworldly question:…

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We Interview the CIA Agent Who Created Punk Rock as a Psyop to Make Legitimate Revolt Look Stupid

Lauren Lavin • August 14, 2019

The debate over who started punk rock is as legendary as it is pointless. Legendary, because of the transatlantic feud…

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Metalhead Upset His Band Didn’t Make the CIA’s Torture Playlist

The Hard Times Staff • December 18, 2014

PHOENIX -- Brian Seymour was visibly upset while handing out his band's CD-R demo near the exit of a local heavy…

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