Ryan Dondero
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December 9, 2025
Alright, you fucking shitheads. You pieces of fucking garbage shit-fuck. You absolutely diabolical, fermented excuse for human shit-fuck excrement. Christ…
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Steve Packosky
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April 9, 2025
NEWARK, N.J. — Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Agent Gary Morton decided to change his morally reprehensible ways and lead…
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Violet Cowdin
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December 25, 2024
It’s the holidays, which means it’s time to go home an delicately navigate social interaction with the right-wing bigots you…
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Matt Husser
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December 25, 2024
Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the inside of this subterranean Disneyland prison complex is so delightful. That's right,…
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Chris Bowen
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December 25, 2024
ENDICOTT, N.Y. — Local man Jullian Karnes is hopeful for a war waged by the working class towards the wealthy…
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Matt Husser
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December 24, 2024
Go through the Christmas carol canon and there are dozens of songs about wanting to to fuck Santa Claus. “Santa…
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Steve Packosky
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December 24, 2024
SEATTLE – Christmas carolers and members of local black metal band Kirkeråte only reached three houses before succumbing to the…
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Tim Sheard
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December 23, 2024
So far, winter break has been pretty cool. I was really excited for Christmas, and I know Mom and Dad…
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Jessica Lillian
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December 22, 2024
So you’re broke, it’s almost Christmas, and you forgot to buy gifts for everyone. Great news! Turns out that show…
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Matt Husser
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December 22, 2024
When I left home to become a big-time mall Santa divorce attorney in New York City, I never thought I'd…
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