Dan Rice
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December 25, 2025
I can tell by your reaction that you seem to think this is cute. It’s not fucking cute. I don’t…
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Tim Graham
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December 25, 2025
NEEDHAM, Mass. — A self-avowed super fan of the rock band Geese was surprised by her well-meaning parents with a…
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Jack Humphrey
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December 24, 2025
Deb From HR’s Office, Pennsylvania — The White Elephant Gift exchange is a cornerstone of the office ecosystem. It allows…
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James Knapp
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December 23, 2025
This holiday used to mean something in this country. It meant the joy on your children’s faces when they woke…
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Livy Berry
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December 23, 2025
It’s always been difficult to spend the holidays with a racist aunt or uncle, a homophobic parent, or a racist…
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Ryan Dondero
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December 9, 2025
Alright, you fucking shitheads. You pieces of fucking garbage shit-fuck. You absolutely diabolical, fermented excuse for human shit-fuck excrement. Christ…
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Steve Packosky
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April 9, 2025
NEWARK, N.J. — Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Agent Gary Morton decided to change his morally reprehensible ways and lead…
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Violet Meeker
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December 25, 2024
It’s the holidays, which means it’s time to go home an delicately navigate social interaction with the right-wing bigots you…
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Matt Husser
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December 25, 2024
Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the inside of this subterranean Disneyland prison complex is so delightful. That's right,…
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Chris Bowen
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December 25, 2024
ENDICOTT, N.Y. — Local man Jullian Karnes is hopeful for a war waged by the working class towards the wealthy…
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