Tim Graham
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CLINTON, Mass. — Self-professed food connoisseur Noah Frawley boasts the unusual ability to determine the provenance of microwaved gas station…
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Nathan Kamal
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IRVINE, Calif. — Doctor Lazlo Thesiger, a research scientist at Taco Bell's Insights Lab, has resorted to unnatural and dark…
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Nathan Kamal
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SEATTLE — Local man James Tebuto is losing confidence in himself halfway through what he’s realizing is an overwhelming order…
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Kevin Flynn
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AUSTIN — Frustrating employees and other patrons and holding up the line behind him with his questions, a local gamer…
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Patrick Crooks
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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — A burrito purchased at a local 7-11 today was beyond repulsed by the disgusting schlub…
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Karli Marulli
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LOS ANGELES — Anticipation for the fourth installment of EA’s popular Skate franchise has heightened after the company promised the…
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Tom Peters
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STOCKTON, Calif. — Tensions mounted on Thursday as the burrito you were about to eat on your lunch break was…
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Eric T. Roth
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PYONGYANG, North Korea — Activist organization Food Not Bombs dropped a 10,000 pound burrito on a strategic military base in…
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Steven Kowalski
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One of the best things about Chipotle is the secret menu. Using this hidden set of selections, customers can treat…
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Michael O'Connor
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SAN FRANCISCO - After attending the Vitamin Piss show at The Dogpatch Warehouse last night, local bartender Aaron Goeth foolishly…
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