Nathan Kamal
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PORTLAND, Ore. — The recent breakup between aspiring singer-songwriter Davy Briggs and girlfriend of two months Evelyn Hanna was deemed…
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Peter Woods
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NORFOLK, Va. — Members of local power pop band The Voltage Enthusiasts reportedly purchased a synthesizer in what some are…
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Peter Woods
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EUGENE, Ore. — Local actuary Kelly Freeman reported that her recent breakup from noise musician Floyd Harrell has “completely ruined”…
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Freelancer
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local horny-as-hell woman Wendy Charleton fears what might happen if she were to get drunk alone with…
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Patrick Crooks
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CHICAGO — Local boyfriend who’s changed, he swears, Britt Keller promised on again-off again girlfriend Carolyn Mueller that he will…
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Rob Steinberg
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RENO, Nev. — Couples therapy specialist and nu metal enthusiast Dr. Stephen Hoffman has found it’s best not to take…
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Dan Rice
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Breaking up with someone is always difficult, but at least when you’re ending a romantic relationship there is a template…
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Patrick Crooks
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BALTIMORE — Members of local punk band Slip and Fall realized they’d neglected to tell their bassist they'd voted him…
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James Knapp
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PITTSBURGH — Local woman Stephanie Commita’s relationship of seven years is reportedly “teetering on the brink of complete collapse” following…
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CHICAGO — A pair of tickets to Riot Fest purchased several months ago is reportedly the only thing keeping local…
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