Laurie Storrie
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local ex-boyfriend Sergio Matthews offered a convincing argument as to why he doesn't need therapy by pacing…
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Kevin Flynn
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BROCKTON, Mass. — Noting the fact that she keeps falling behind to the edge of the screen and dying repeatedly, local…
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Mark Roebuck
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Recent sexual partner Nathan Stenhouse has released an apology for his unacceptably short load time during last…
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SEATTLE — A new model from the Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation at the University of Washington shows that…
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Noah Leavy
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local polyamorous woman Maris Seitman is now well aware of the misstep she made when choosing to…
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John Danek
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WORCESTER, Mass. — Local straight edge man Matt Parrish reportedly thinks that his girlfriend of eight months is only interested…
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Chandler Dean
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local woman Misty Barnhart was reportedly displeased when she realized that her boyfriend Luis Pratt is backward-compatible…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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ROCKVILLE, Md. — Gabriel Callahan, a Maryland local and QA Tester at Bethesda Softworks, is also pretty good at finding…
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Rick Homuth
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Local ex-boyfriend Clyde Satler caught his luckiest break since his separation from his former girlfriend yesterday, realizing…
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Patrick Coyne
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HILTON, N.Y. — Boyfriend and birthday boy Brad Krister insisted today he really doesn’t want anything from you this year…
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