Jonah Nink
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CHICAGO — Death Crack bassist Tim Bolz said he was “totally fine” with writing his own birthday post on the…
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Chris Bowen
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Who's got two horns, helped to spearhead the first wave (and only true wave, for my money) of black metal…
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Bill Conway
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WASHINGTON — President Biden sent his longtime friend Benjamin Netanyahu a thoughtful handwritten birthday card with a crisp $5 fresh…
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Ben Friedman
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COLTS NECK, N.J. — 40-year-old Luke Childers grew increasingly despondent as his birthday party came to a close, realizing for…
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Sarah Cortina
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CHICAGO — Local pooch Hamburger is reportedly hiding under his home’s kitchen table from Fourth of July fireworks, not due…
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Mark Shady
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If you're thinking, "wait, the ‘Euphoria’ cast has time to celebrate birthdays in between smashing each other silly within their…
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My buddy Jeremy has been feeling pretty depressed lately and his birthday was coming up. So I decided to throw…
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Mike Maher
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WARWICK, R.I. — Longtime Dave & Buster’s customer and man who’s had a real rough go of it lately Geoff…
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Max Barth
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local deadhead Conrad Heath announced that, while he certainly appreciates his loved ones singing “Happy Birthday” to…
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The Hard Times Staff
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The Hard Times launched on December 14, 2014, and since then we have continued to bring you the most hard-hitting,…
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