Dan Rice
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These days, the parts of the internet that are still predominantly human are abuzz with anti-AI sentiment. You’ve all heard…
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SPRINGFIELD, Va. — Local Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) representative Luther Sacristan Diaz confirmed that Elon Musk’s rampant ketamine habit is…
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Matt Husser
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STARBASE, Texas — A contractor working on Elon Musk's new Texas mega-mansion revealed that every book on the billionaire's shelf…
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Bill Conway
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WASHINGTON — The minds behind the much-reviled Project 2025 announced new plans to capture ecological superhero Captain Planet and his…
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VERNON, Calif. — Top executives representing oil companies around the country remain concerned that they will not have enough soldiers…
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Tim Sheard
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NEW YORK – A recent Bloomberg report announced that Taylor Swift’s wealth is now an estimated $1.1 Billion, after her…
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Corey Montgomery
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WASHINGTON — Following the Supreme Court’s 6-3 decision to strike down President Biden’s debt relief program, Justice Clarence Thomas released…
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Patrick Crooks
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — Scientists for Tesla’s robotics team have reported that recent requests from senior management indicate that they…
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Tony Morse
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NEW YORK — Local Amazon employee Jeff Baxter developed a plan to finally use the bathroom at work after reading…
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Kevin Tit
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"Nice place?" What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I live in a one-bedroom basement apartment with minimal natural…
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