SPRINGFIELD, Va. — Local Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) representative Luther Sacristan Diaz confirmed that Elon Musk’s rampant ketamine habit is…
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Matt Husser
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January 18, 2025
STARBASE, Texas — A contractor working on Elon Musk's new Texas mega-mansion revealed that every book on the billionaire's shelf…
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Bill Conway
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October 27, 2024
WASHINGTON — The minds behind the much-reviled Project 2025 announced new plans to capture ecological superhero Captain Planet and his…
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VERNON, Calif. — Top executives representing oil companies around the country remain concerned that they will not have enough soldiers…
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Tim Sheard
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October 28, 2023
NEW YORK – A recent Bloomberg report announced that Taylor Swift’s wealth is now an estimated $1.1 Billion, after her…
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Corey Montgomery
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June 30, 2023
WASHINGTON — Following the Supreme Court’s 6-3 decision to strike down President Biden’s debt relief program, Justice Clarence Thomas released…
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Patrick Crooks
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November 14, 2021
PALO ALTO, Calif. — Scientists for Tesla’s robotics team have reported that recent requests from senior management indicate that they…
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Tony Morse
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July 14, 2021
NEW YORK — Local Amazon employee Jeff Baxter developed a plan to finally use the bathroom at work after reading…
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Kevin Tit
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June 25, 2021
"Nice place?" What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I live in a one-bedroom basement apartment with minimal natural…
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John Sevigne
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June 10, 2021
DUCKBURG, Calisota — Multi-billionaire businessfowl Scrooge McDuck is questioning his decision to convert his wealth to cryptocurrency after realizing he…
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