Alec Stein
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April 14, 2020
With the economy tanking and unemployment skyrocketing, we at The Hard Times realized it may have been misguided to assume…
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Gary Doyle
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April 8, 2020
BURLINGTON, Vt. — Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders announced today that he will put all of his unsold merchandise for sale…
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James Knapp
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March 23, 2020
AKRON, Ohio — Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden announced a new initiative today during a campaign stop at a tire…
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Jon Wood
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March 19, 2020
CLEVELAND — Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden stunned supporters today by soliciting foreign interference from Russian intelligence operatives to help…
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DETROIT — Joe Biden was seen pacing back and forth outside a local factory today, searching for the mother fucker…
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Freelancer
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March 12, 2020
WASHINGTON — The Democratic National Committee released a statement earlier this week urging all American citizens to exercise their right…
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DETROIT — Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden admitted he is considering current president Donald Trump as a potential running mate in…
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Patrick Coyne
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March 5, 2020
ST. LOUIS — Former Vice President Joe Biden admitted earlier today that he hates to see Elizabeth Warren leave the…
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Nick Grinups
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March 5, 2020
WASHINGTON — Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren dropped out of the 2020 presidential race following a rough Super Tuesday showing where…
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LOS ANGELES — A confused Vice President Joe Biden announced he is dropping out of the democratic primary contest today,…
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