Tom Scarcella
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LOS ANGELES — Popstar Chappell Roan woke up to discover the severed and pink-painted head of a pony in her…
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Ben Friedman
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QUEENS, N.Y. — Local man Nate McKellen was shocked to find that his landlord slapped him with a massive fine…
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Jordan Liffengren
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AUSTIN, Texas — Aging punk Sean Dennings shocked the local community when he swapped a New Year’s Eve rager for…
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Rose Vineshank
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These days, it’s so hard to find a product that works for MY body. There are many goods catered to…
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Krissy Howard
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TOPEKA, Kan. — A nine-month-old bedbug currently residing in local punk house and objectively disgusting place, 321, is reportedly at…
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Literally A Koala
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PHOENIX — Local couple Mia Jaquish and Timothy Sickler spiced up their relationship by hanging a mirror above their bed…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local man Nicholas Braun completely rearranged his vinyl record collection in order to achieve optimal impressiveness for his…
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Lauren Lavín
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SEATTLE — Chronic back-pain sufferer Delaney Edwards is giving serious thought to the polyamorous lifestyle after realizing it could lead…
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Jessica Carreiro
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LOS ANGELES — Yesterday’s discussion about polyamory between long-term couple Seth Roberts and Lindsey Wareheim came as a huge relief…
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John Danek
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NEW YORK — Overly-confident 24-year-old Matt Baxter convinced himself today that he could hoist a new, king-sized mattress to his…
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