John Danek
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January 4, 2023
MONTICELLO, Ark. — Local unremarkable man Phil Lindley is prepared to answer any question on YouTube interview show “Hot Ones”…
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The Hard Times Staff
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December 12, 2021
ALBANY, N.Y. — Local metalcore band The Demise of Saturn asked scumbag show promoter Steve “Froggy” Fordham to abandon traditional…
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The Hard Times Staff
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December 11, 2021
ORLEANS, Mass. — Local tattoo enthusiast Danny Lipinski’s latest tattoo depicting the cast of “Friends” engaged in a pansexual orgy…
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Aidan Sears
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December 4, 2021
It’s that time of year again! With people receiving their Spotify Wrapped for the year, it’s time to reflect on…
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Camden Brazile
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October 20, 2021
VANCOUVER, British Columbia — Popular internet personality and self-described “human serviette” Nardwuar shocked artist Josh Augustin of the indie band…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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September 28, 2021
Ow! Seriously, that really fucking hurts! It feels like you're slowly slitting my bicep with a hot, wet scalpel. I…
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Jus Kaplan
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September 3, 2021
Graffiti is art. Period. It’s a wonderful form of creative expression that brings much needed life to the sterile walls…
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Nathan Kamal
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July 18, 2021
CHICAGO — Local barista Jeffrey Stern had a creative breakthrough after thinking of the perfect name for a band that…
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Andrew Murphy
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June 13, 2021
SEATTLE, WA — Internet commentators and online communities announced this morning that they are “fucking stoked” to push recently famous…
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local tattoo enthusiast Ben Drury admitted that the meaning behind a large tattoo of a viking skeleton…
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