Trevor Graham
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At first glance, the whimsical world of Harry Potter may not seem like a place that would produce fans of…
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Chris Bowen
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FULTON, Ill. — Several fire department officials deemed a recent fire at a local Christian church to be caused by…
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Dan Bookbinder
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HOUSTON — Self-starter Norwegian black metal band Necrocide flew to America with the goal of setting fire to a Megachurch,…
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Dan Kozuh
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NARBERTH, Pa. — Local thrash metal outfit Gore Primordial hastily threw together an impromptu photo shoot when it was discovered…
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Chuck Kowalski
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PITTSBURGH — Local attorney and hair metal fanatic Rourke Caldwell asked a jury this morning to consider the “landmark case…
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Jonah Nink
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LOS ANGELES — The last remaining Tudor split-level house known to mankind was burned to the ground yesterday during the…
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Dan Kozuh
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OLYMPIA, Wash. -- Local wildcard Gabe Lawrence, sporting a fresh "Anarchy" tattoo on his temple meant to commemorate his mistrial for…
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Contributor
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WETUMPKA, Ala. — Artemis Nyxx (legal name Blake Lambert), a vegan activist and vocalist of local “blackened crust” band Infinite Dvsk,…
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