WASHINGTON — President Trump took control of the police in Washington, D.C. and deployed the National Guard to crack down…
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LAS VEGAS — Heavy metal band Five Finger Death Punch recently transformed their merchandise table into a fully functioning Army…
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Mac McCarthy
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Tiger Army is probably the most recognizable American psychobilly band. The genre's “third wave” lines up well with the release…
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Charles Bill
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ARLINGTON, Va. – Army officials at the Pentagon debuted a new, realistic recruitment commercial that portrays a recruit masturbating four…
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Tracy Kellett
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Thirty years. Thirty goddamn years of training, deployments, and countless moves across the world, yet I come home to an…
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John Danek
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College rules. That’s why people wear shirts that just say COLLEGE on them. You can do whatever you want. For…
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Doug Kolic
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At ease, soldier! Just kidding, I know you’re not in the military. Don't tell anyone but neither am I. But…
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Amanda Russel
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DETROIT — Juggalo scientists reportedly made a “major breakthrough” in their tireless efforts to finally answer the question that has…
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KABUL, Afghanistan — High ranking members of the Taliban decided to once again ban music throughout Afghanistan after your band’s…
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PHILADELPHIA — All shows featuring tough guy hardcore bands are now on indefinite hiatus as musicians within the genre prepare…
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