Trevor Graham
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DENVER — A local mediocre man spent several days feeling proud about himself after outsmarting a housefly that had been…
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Ian Steffé
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Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you, though previous correspondence has remained undelivered due to complaints from the Post…
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Charles Bill
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CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Local landlord Larry McNulty was compelled to raise rent to cover the ever-rising cost of never doing…
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Steve Packosky
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It seems that it’s becoming more and more difficult for the middle class to get by these days. Steadily increasing…
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Reuben Blanchard
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As a strong proponent of animal rights, as well as someone who understands the climate impact of large-scale agriculture, I…
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Ben Friedman
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QUEENS, N.Y. — Local man Nate McKellen was shocked to find that his landlord slapped him with a massive fine…
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NEW YORK — Former punk Ruby Davis, made famous in the Rancid song “Ruby Soho,” reportedly closed on a deal…
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Tim Sheard
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Have you ever gone on Zillow to fantasize about your dream house? And then searched a cheaper area after you…
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Lana Kim
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RICHMOND, Va. — Local woman Monica Langley reported that the constant negative feelings surrounding her new apartment were a direct…
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Tom Peters
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NEW YORK — Local man Roland Peachneck was reportedly shocked and disappointed that his “loser” roommates had nothing better to…
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