Matt McInerney
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CHICAGO – Lonely woman Autumn Jones-Blackburn was reportedly trying to simulate human contact as she pulled her old hoodie out…
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Patrick Coyne
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MESA, Ariz. — Over-indulgent guitarist Marky Pritchard was careful to make sure none of his roommates were home before he…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local man Shaun Clemens is reportedly planning to spend St. Patrick’s Day in his usual leprechaun costume, drinking…
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James Knapp
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CAMDEN, N.J. — A green Bic lighter still hasn’t given up hope that it will one day no longer be…
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Billy Patterson
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Local Publix shopper Wesley Clemons removed his protective face mask this morning after realizing that no one…
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Shea Strauss
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BOISE, Idaho — Local woman Aniya Searle is sadly spending her Valentine’s Day without a significant other with whom to…
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Bobby Korec
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BALTIMORE — Local introvert Katie Pidacter quietly hoped yesterday that no one would remember her birthday this year, in order…
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Bobby Korec
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Greg Kaiters enjoyed reading a nice chapter from a book at the Bridgetown Rose Saloon…
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Taylor Roebuck
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TACOMA, Wash. — Newlyweds Jane and Dalton Davis opted not to travel home for Thanksgiving, choosing instead to host a…
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Tom Peters
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local music fan Don Glenswig was elated last night to discover a long line for the bathroom…
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