Tim Nash
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CHICAGO — A federal judge ruled Monday afternoon that all emo kids who were profoundly affected in some way by…
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Dan Vanderpool
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DETROIT – The Democratic National Committee announced that Have Heart frontman Pat Flynn qualified for the second Democratic debate after…
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Andy Holt
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Last year, I joined the US Army for all the typical reasons: to serve my country, to get a free…
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John Danek
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GREENSBURG, Pa. — 93-year-old grandfather and pretentious grouch Stan Kiska yet again defended his stance today that Joe Besser was…
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John Dixon
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MIDDLETOWN, Del. — Local Middletown police are reportedly searching for any excuse to justify the use of a brand new…
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Leo Schuehle
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MILLWOOD, Wash. — Residents of Millwood, Wash. are reportedly confused by local pop-punk band Pacific Standard, with citizens collectively wondering…
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John Danek
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TROY, Mich. — Floor Trends Magazine editors have chosen NOFX’s 1994 skate-punk anthem “Linoleum” as the magazine’s Song of the…
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Patrick Coyne
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BOSTON — A legendary and possibly mythical mosher was allegedly spotted last night enjoying a four-course French meal in the…
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At first glance The Grateful Dead seems punk as fuck. Their albums all have skulls on them, and those bears…
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Collin Canning
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LANGHAM, Saskatchewan — A Beta Cucks show last night at the Langham Legion Hall was interrupted when a windmilling punk…
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