29. Pinky Penguin
Pinky is the very embodiment of the phrase “that poor schmuck.” I suppose there would be some comfort in tripping with someone who is empirically a bigger loser than me, but mostly it would be a bummer.
28. Pickles Aplenty
Good energy but she would be live-streaming the whole time which is bound to bug me out.
27. Bradley Hitler-Smith
Bradley would spend the entire mushroom trip trying to make a catchphrase work, really kills the vibe.
26. Ana Spanakopita
The last thing I need when I’m tripping is someone who builds my ego up to dangerously high levels and then abandons me.
25. Henry Fondle
I’m not saying I’m in a great place in my life, but I am saying I would consider eating mushrooms with a sex robot.
24. Roxie
Roxie’s ability to tolerate not getting a word in edgewise and just sort of be there puts her squarely in the middle of this list of BoJack characters I could have a good time on shrooms with.
23. Sara Lynn
Sara Lynn is always up for an adventure! A little too up actually. She’ll have you hitting up everyone you know who might have cocaine before you even peak.
22. Yolanda Buenaventura
Tripping with Yolanda probably wouldn’t be the best time, but it would be safe. She’s a true neutral.
21. Cow Waitress
Honestly, she needs it. I don’t think she actually gets a day off, she’s always there!
20. Jill Pill
Now that I think about it, chances are pretty high that whoever I trip with is going to turn into a spider at some point anyway, might as well go with one who’s artsy and kink-positive.