Ben Friedman
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Imagine watching the rich history of your people bastardized by a clueless and indifferent public and then being expected to…
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Kevin Tit
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I’m a real one, bro. Been around since back in the fucking day. So when my little brother wanted to…
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Chris Bowen
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Whether they say it outright or not, people who claim to enjoy Nu-Metal in 2023 are only saying so because…
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Bobby Korec
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Just about every study reveals that 9 out of every 10 Americans are unsatisfied with where they are in life.…
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Audrey Vieira
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Hey, you little non-neon-colored pissbaby. You want to take my beloved Pipeline Punch, huh? You think my Monster Energy consumption…
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Dan Rice
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Alright, I want everyone to just settle down. I realize many of you find this unorthodox, but let’s focus on…
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Matt McInerney
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Saturday is for the fucking boys, of course. It's a day for drinking, hanging, partying, and all other things related…
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Mike Moran
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World hunger is something my mother made sure I was educated on from a young age. With one simple instruction,…
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Chris Bowen
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Well, hello there, Kingy. Say, why so glum? What reason could a heavy metal master and servant to Satan like…
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Jason VanSlycke
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Quick! Name a forty-year-old funky rock quartet known for on-stage nudity, a history of substance abuse, and dedicated fans who…
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