Kevin Tit
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First things fucking first. Who the hell do you think you are talking to? Airing your grievances about me straight…
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Stephen Bell
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Does the My Chemical Romance singer think I'm stupid? He clearly must think I'm a big fucking joke if he…
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Michael Gursky
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I am constantly thinking about what sort of outlandishness the liberals will force upon us next. What else will their…
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James Knapp
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Okay, let’s just access the situation here. I’ve had thirty beers, I do not know where my license is, this…
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Eric Navarro
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Each year, one holiday brings everybody back to their hometown as families gather to eat, drink, and hide their resentment…
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Kevin Tit
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Halloween is fucking poser shit and it’s about time somebody said it. We go around acting like it’s the scariest…
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Bobby Korec
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Dear poor Republican voters. Are you stupid or something? I'm only asking because you keep voting against your interests. Did…
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Dan Rice
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There is a specter haunting Halloween — the specter of communism. My name is Toby Masterson. I am 12 years…
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Peter Woods
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Alright, listen. I’m sick of dealing with this over and over again, so I’m setting the record straight for good…
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Peter Woods
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Alright, listen. I’m sick of dealing with this over and over again, so I’m setting the record straight for good…
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