FRANKENMUTH, Mich. — Attempts to save the historic Patterson Theater ended in devastation last night after a hardcore benefit show resulted…
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WASHINGTON — The anarcho-punk band Witness Destruction Program could produce their entire demo for the same amount of money taxpayers…
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CHICAGO — Recently single Alex Parker was stunned to awake this morning in an ice-filled bathtub with his favorite hoodie…
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Rick Homuth
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DALLAS — Former President George W. Bush completed a series of paintings this week honoring heroic scene veterans from various…
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IRVINE, Calif. — Ricky Cox canceled his plans to go on a maniacal killing spree Monday afternoon, according to those close…
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LAS VEGAS — The debut performance of GG Allin tribute act Assface was cut short last night when outraged fans…
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Krissy Howard
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OMAHA, Neb. — Local copy editor and Beagles guitarist Maddy Nelson is reportedly growing increasingly anxious by the delayed arrival…
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Ryan Mullahy
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EXUMA, Bahamas — To quell the mounting unrest at Fyre Fest, humanitarian aid groups have begun airdropping sushi and fancy…
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Rick Homuth
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ISLAND OF THE EXUMAS, Bahamas — A group of stranded attendees at the inaugural Fyre Festival spelled out “SEND VIP…
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Ted Kindig
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GAS CITY, Ind. — The ninth day of a Midwestern loop for touring band Kings of Ithaca was also the…
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