Danny Taverner
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INDIANAPOLIS — A secret show last Tuesday at local DIY venue The Outhouse plagued by violent moshing, clouds of firework…
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BOSTON — Hapless rugby coach Roy Walker has molded a group of aggressive hardcore kids and their raw, unfettered mosh…
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Gregg Gethard
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PORTLAND, Maine – Prominent music critic Harry Garcia-Adams successfully used the word “angular” in a new and exciting way in his review…
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John Danek
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BALTIMORE — Local record store owner Dawn Rawlings is starting a needle exchange program for vinyl addicts, hoping to contain…
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ORLANDO, Fla. -- Drivers stuck in traffic on Interstate 4 have expressed that the accident had “damn well better be worth the…
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M.J. Amory
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SEATTLE — A scheduled performance by Father John Misty was canceled last night after the singer began a long rant…
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Contributor
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NEW YORK -- Local musical improv troupe Songtaneous Combustion bombarded a bewildered crowd at Lantern Pizza on Tuesday night with…
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Louie Aronowitz
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BOSTON — MIT janitor Will Chase is allegedly brilliant at mathcore, according to university staff members who caught him secretly…
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CHICAGO — Aging punks Paul Schiffer and Jessica Hernandez believe their sex life has become stale, following their most recent “routine…
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John Danek
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LONG BEACH, Calif. — Rapper Vince Staples was forced to change his moniker to Vince OfficeMax after the completed merger…
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