Patrick Coyne
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December 8, 2017
SEATTLE — The War on Christmas took a disturbing turn this week when radicalized Starbucks employees released a shocking video…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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November 26, 2017
CHICAGO — FBI agents arrested several individuals last night connected to a nationwide drink ticket counterfeiting ring, concluding a year-long,…
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Eric Navarro
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November 25, 2017
Recently, celebrities have been accused of sexual harassment, assault, and misconduct, leading to fan boycotts and industry blacklisting. Gene Simmons,…
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Ashley Naftule
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November 22, 2017
WASHINGTON — President Trump pardoned a 5-year old Bourbon Red turkey named Mikey this morning, sparking outrage amongst law enforcement…
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The Hard Times Staff
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November 20, 2017
WASHINGTON — A new wave of allegations was brought against President Trump today, now under investigation for pardoning a turkey…
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Dicky Stock
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November 17, 2017
WASHINGTON — A leaked recording of President Trump suggesting using military force on North Korea “like a bitch” was released…
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Courtney Baka
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November 10, 2017
NEW YORK — Movie critics Laura Jones and Claire Benson allege that they were forced to watch Louis C.K.’s new…
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Anya Volz
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November 3, 2017
BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local woman Gina Crossman is eager to “set the record straight” since gaining the reputation of being…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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October 31, 2017
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Actor Kevin Spacey repeatedly turned to a non-existent camera to deliver powerful monologues, explaining the dynamics at play…
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — A climate change-fueled mass extinction event that will wipe 90 percent of the human race off the…
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