Mimi Kenny
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PITTSBURGH – Philip Hansley, a self-proclaimed “scholar and devotee” of the progressive rock genre, expressed his outward frustration about having…
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Liam Stephenson
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SEATTLE — Legendary underground band Vomit Asylum admitted they would love to break through to the mainstream with a song…
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Jordan Liffengren
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TAMPA, Fla. — The National Association of Wedding Planners overwhelmingly voted Peaches' song "Fuck The Pain Away" as the worst…
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Bobby Korec
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Shoegaze music and having fun in a group setting don’t typically go together. That makes sense when you consider this…
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Joe Rumrill
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HAMDEN, Conn. — A local 49-year-old man wearing a Nirvana t-shirt was trounced after ruthless interrogation when he failed to…
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James Knapp
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WASHINGTON — A recent survey conducted by the Pew Research Center found alarming evidence that the majority of Americans confidently…
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Joe Rumrill
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LAFAYETTE, Ind. — Leading climate analysts at Purdue University are warning that global warming could cause Weezer’s Blue Album to…
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Courtney Hill
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TOLEDO, Ohio — Local nu metal guitarist and longtime imbecile Mike “Grundbutter” Hobbes of Synapse Flux somehow managed to lose…
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Mike Maher
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Members of rockabilly octet Eddie Mercury and the Cougars recently took a paternity test to determine who’s…
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Nathan Kamal
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WASHINGTON — United States Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy confirmed that the deadly epidemic of male loneliness in America finally…
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