Parker Newman
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I have never been a religious man. That all changed the moment I came to the realization that, despite the…
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Dom Turek
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PORTLAND, Ore. — A group of Ouija board players were visited by a punk member of the ether last night,…
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Mark Roebuck
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DAYTON, Ohio — The drummer of local punk band Vulture Attack took a “confusingly inappropriate” amount of time last night…
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Travis Flack
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SAN ANTONIO — Local concertgoer Tim Flinanski is two tandem stage dives away from certification for solo dives in accordance…
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Bobby D. Lux
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WASHINGTON — Scientists researching the life expectancy of punks now claim that the first punk to live a full 65…
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Dan Kozuh
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ROCKFORD, Ill. — Chicago punk Robbie Kaplan called attendees of last weekend’s Levin-Brady wedding ‘whiny posers’ and ‘crybabies’ as he…
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Lucas Passarella
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ONEONTA, N.Y. — Patrons at punk venue The Station report that the only functioning fixture in the entire bathroom is…
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Bobby D. Lux
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HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — A chain wallet used in a post-show assault in 2011 is allegedly having “the time of…
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Dicky Stock
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Hey guys! Good to meet all of you before the show. Let me just start by saying I think your…
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The Hard Times Staff
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TORRANCE, Calif. — Longtime punk and father Al Diaz thoroughly interrogated his teenage daughter’s new boyfriend last night about which…
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