Personal Attack? This Musician Is Better Than Me
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I don’t like to brag, but I don’t think it’s too far off for me to say that I’m a…
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Category: Pop Punk
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I’ll Listen to Your Demos If You Peep My Unfinished Accounts Receivable Claims
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Wow, that’s so incredibly gracious of you to reach out and share the carefully crafted demos you recorded in your…
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Opinion: Ya Know, Stacy’s Dad Ain’t Half Bad Either
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stacy’s mom is hot as shit. I’ve heard; you’ve heard; the entire world has heard. And they’re…
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Defeated Pop-Punk Band Returns to Small Town Whence They Came
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PHILADELPHIA — Local pop-punk band The Dysentery Garys have left Philadelphia, dejectedly returning to their hometown of Botsford, Conn., in…
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One-Hit Wonder Strongly Considering Writing Second Hit
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MINNEAPOLIS — Pop-punk band Suburban Angst called an emergency band meeting on Friday to discuss a potential plan to write…
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Maybe This Is Controversial but the Scene Was Way Better Back When We Could Leave Our Houses
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Being locked down in my apartment for the past few months has given me time to reflect on life and…
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Scientists Resurrect Dead Scene Using DNA from Guitarist Preserved in Amber
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WILMINGTON, Del. — Genetic scientists have resurrected a dead punk scene using the DNA of an original guitarist preserved in…
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I Like My Relationships Like I Like My Tuning, Open D
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I want my budding love life to be as exciting and effortless as my tuning of choice, open D. I’m…
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Short-Staffed Hospital Hires “Enema of the State” Cover Model Janine Lindemulder
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WHITTIER, Calif. — Administrators at the grossly understaffed Whittier Hospital Medical Center have hired former adult film performer Janine Lindemulder…
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If You Don’t Stand for Good Charlotte’s “The Anthem” You Dishonor All Those Hands That Are No Longer Up
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A lot of people seem to have forgotten but there was a time when "The Anthem" meant something in this…
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