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New Canadian Law Requires Mandatory Two-Year Service in Broken Social Scene
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OTTAWA, Ontario — The Canadian Parliament passed a law yesterday requiring all citizens over the age of 18 to spend…
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We Asked 6 Hardcore Vocalists How They Relax While Their Bands Load in Gear
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Being in a touring hardcore band is never easy. Countless hours stuck in a van, playing shows every night, trying…
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Everyone at Tour Kickoff Show Just Excited Band Members Will Be Gone for a While
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DALLAS — Everyone attending power-pop trio Ball Pit’s tour kickoff show last week was “ecstatic” about the band leaving town…
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YES! This Elementary School Music Class Absolutely Nails Anal Cunt’s “I’m Gonna Give You Aids”
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The future of America has been looking pretty bleak lately, but these music students at Chippewa Valley Elementary School in…
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One Monkey With One Typewriter Recreates Every Blink-182 Lyric
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DAVIS, Calif. — Researchers at the University of California–Davis animal science laboratory confirmed this morning that an unattended monkey with an…
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Geddy Lee Crashes Giant Owl Into CN Tower
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TORONTO — Legendary rocker Geddy Lee crashed his giant owl into the CN Tower last night, which left authorities scrambling…
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Even Newer Thee Oh Sees Album Somehow Released Before New Thee Oh Sees Album
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SAN FRANCISCO — Defying all logic and laws of time, an even newer album by garage stalwarts Thee Oh Sees…
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Doctor Prescribes Singer Band-Ruining Medication
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BOSTON — Local band Silent Lookout entered an existential crisis last week after lead singer Martin Vanzant began treatment for…
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The Shins Eagerly Await Next Zach Braff Movie
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PORTLAND — Indie-rock band the Shins confirmed this morning that they have been patiently awaiting the production of Zach Braff’s…
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