Iggy Pop Obituary DO NOT PUBLISH
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[Ed note: Leaving the Iggy Pop obit in the draft folder. Great idea to get this written up ahead of…
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Category: Music
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Man Who Bought Shirt Before Headliner Just Carrying It Around Like a Fucking Moron
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DUBLIN — A local moron obviously blind to his own idiocy stood around last night with a brand-new Gildan shirt…
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Woman Embarks on Treacherous Solo Expedition to Front of Stage
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local adventurer Melissa Carter will leave her base camp by the big water jug on the bar…
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Friendless Guitarist Asks Sweetwater Rep To Be Best Man
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PEORIA, Ill. — Local guitarist Matt Carlton asked his Sweetwater sales rep today to be in his wedding as his…
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New Vampire Weekend Album to be Pressed on Khaki Material
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NEW YORK — Columbia Records announced on Friday they will be teaming up with Banana Republic to press Vampire Weekend’s…
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Drummer of Band Going on Acoustic Tour Guesses He’ll Just Go Fuck Himself
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ATLANTA — Local drummer Drew Mooney plans to sit around and just go fuck himself for the next few weeks…
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Band That Tuned by Ear Playing in Standard, Drop C, and a Few Things In-Between
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TRENTON, N.J. — Local hardcore band Open Sesame debuted a unique and unprecedented combination of tunings at their inaugural show…
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Opinion: Andrew Jackson Jihad Belongs on the 20 Dollar Bill
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It is a historical fact that Andrew Jackson was a shit-eating bag of limp dicks and prolapsed buttholes. As a…
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Woman Considers Having Children After Favorite Band’s Tees Only Available in Youth Small
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local woman and online shopper Darla Castro is reconsidering her lack of children after a search for her…
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Punk Returning From Semester Abroad Now Spells It “Poseur”
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BOSTON — Philosophy major Patrick Cartelli returned yesterday from three months studying abroad in London with several new mannerisms, including…
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