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Guy Tacks on “Music” to End of Instagram Username After Buying Guitar From Target

Erin McLaughlin • October 20, 2019

MARION, Ill. — Local man Billy Harrison amended his Instagram username yesterday from “billyharrison” to “billyharrisonmusic” immediately after purchasing a…

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Goth Girl Will Have You Know Pagans Invented Fall

Anna Walsh • October 20, 2019

ALLSTON, Mass. — Teachers and students at Allston High School were enthusiastically told moments ago by goth classmate Willow Bates…

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Stretch of Highway Adopted by Hardcore Crew in Absolute Disarray

Rick Homuth • October 20, 2019

DENVER — Members of local hardcore crew Mile High Wolfpack adopted a stretch of highway last month, which has since…

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Poser Outed After Spelling Descendents with an “A”

Kevin Tit • October 19, 2019

CINCINNATI — Local punk Jon Weiner was outed as a poser yesterday after mistakenly spelling the name of popular punk…

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Guitarist in Skate Punk Band Insists He Nailed That Song Yesterday

Janice Renoux • October 19, 2019

ENCINITAS, Calif. — Vince Trajano, guitarist of skate punk band Swelbow, swore moments ago that he nailed all of his…

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Punk Mortified After Being Named Employee of the Month

The Hard Times Staff • October 18, 2019

SALINAS, Calif. — Local punk Jack Hunter was upset yesterday in learning that he was being named Platt Electric Supply’s…

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Straight Edge Kids Leave Empty Seat for Ian MacKaye at Edge Day Seder

Doug Francisco • October 17, 2019

BOSTON — Four devout straight edge kids kept with tradition yesterday and left a seat open for Minor Threat frontman…

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Doctor Informs Crying Family of Son’s Rapidly Advancing Zappa Phase

Joe Rumrill • October 16, 2019

OGDEN, Utah — Local parents Sydney and Cole Pickard were informed by a family doctor yesterday that their teenage son…

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Man Referring to Old Church Youth Group as “Scene He Grew Up In”

Patrick Coyne • October 16, 2019

ISLAND PARK, N.Y. — Adult punk with a secret, Christian past Steve Phelan is referring to his old church youth…

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Slipknot Still Claiming They’re Not a Ska Band Despite Having 17 Members

Brett McCabe • October 15, 2019

DES MOINES, Iowa — Heavy metal outfit Slipknot denied accusations again today that they are a ska band, despite having…

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