Cory Cousins
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LAFAYETTE, La. — Local guitarist and misanthrope Jeremy Waggoner joined his friend’s band Punted Child earlier this month to avoid…
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Dan Rice
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NEW YORK — Comedy Central announced the cancelation of “Straight Edge History” last night immediately after it’s inaugural episode aired,…
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Ted Pillow
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MILWAUKEE — Local punk Doug Reece is surprised and deeply troubled that he has lived long enough for his metabolism…
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Rose Vineshank
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BALTIMORE — Local frontman Dave Kuenen of hardcore band Hammer & Nail is under scrutiny today for allegedly cheating on…
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Lauren Lavín
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Old-school punk and the woman you call “Grandma,” Ophelia “Snotcock” Dillon, noticed you no longer come by…
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Lauren Lavín
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LONG BEACH, Calif. — A controversial report released by The Center for Technology today concluded that “probably like 90%” of…
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Rob Steinberg
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We’ve all done embarrassing stuff when we were young. William Frederick Jordan Durst, the auteur director who graced us all…
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Lauren Lavin
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PHILADELPHIA — Adam Lyons, the lead singer of local band Krawlspace, was deeply offended yesterday after finding a kill-list written…
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Jordan Breeding
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The planet is dying, ya'll. If we don’t act soon even the sickest venues will be entirely underwater and/or perpetually…
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James Knapp
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We here at The Hard Times have always been fascinated with the thought experiment that if you give a monkey…
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