John Danek
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January 11, 2020
DETROIT — Local bar/glam rock band Stiletto Devils, who cite fellow Detroiters Kiss as their sole influence, “suck ass” at…
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Patrick Coyne
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January 10, 2020
NEWARK, N.J. — Local punk and expert responsibility-avoider Dean Freeman asked his neighbor this morning to throw out all his…
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MAMANUCA ISLANDS, Fiji. — Crew members currently filming the latest season of “Survivor” were shocked to discover that a scab…
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Michael De Toffoli
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January 9, 2020
BERKELEY, Calif. — Traveling gutter punk-turned inspirational teacher Marcus “Guru Hoagie” Sanders is directing followers worldwide to treat their bodies…
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Rachel Steele
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January 9, 2020
Over the past few years we've called out, canceled, impeached, and even jailed some of America's most toxic and evil…
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John Dixon
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January 9, 2020
DAYTON, Ohio — Local 38-year-old scenester James Adkins is bemoaning to anyone who will listen that up-and-coming emo kids are…
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Kyle Erf
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January 8, 2020
PHILADELPHIA — Your friend Bella Dubois is reportedly now back with her old band The New Babies, leaving you feeling…
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Lauren Lavín
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January 7, 2020
PITTSBURGH — Political punk band Anti-Flag surprised fans with a brand new album titled "In Oil We Trust" inspired by…
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James Webster
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January 7, 2020
CARSON CITY, Nev. — Your good friend Tony Suarez will make his radio debut tonight with his punk band The…
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Cory Cousins
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January 6, 2020
BOISE, Idaho — Ambitious music school graduate Fritz Stokowski took to the streets with flyers yesterday, advertising auditions for a…
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