Patrick Coyne
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July 28, 2022
GLENSIDE, Pa. — Pennsylvania senate candidate John Fetterman vows to support universal healthcare for scene veterans, old heads, and all…
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James Knapp
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July 27, 2022
MEMPHIS, Tenn. — New Jersey-based punk, and massive acid enthusiast, Lionel “Tabby” Winnet is reportedly “confused but going with it”…
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Freelancer
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July 26, 2022
PHOENIX, AZ – Local bassist Winston Crowe of punk band Sloppyfoot hit the gym to begin a new head nod…
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Want to write for The Hard Times? We accept freelance pitches all the time. What we like to see is…
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BELMAR, N.J. — The partial remains of self-proclaimed Weezer fanatic, Lance Figaro, were found washed up on the beach after…
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Jose Balderas
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July 24, 2022
LOS ANGELES — Representatives from Neutrogena announced they finally perfected a formula strong enough to be certified as “Goth-Strength” by…
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Dustin Newman
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July 23, 2022
OMAHA, Neb. — Members of local indie band Tetracycle are pioneering a new lo-fi sound but admit it's not intentional…
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Peter Woods
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July 22, 2022
DENTON, Texas — All members of local noise band Conflicted Hump-Feels recently experienced an existential crisis after accidentally writing a…
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Sarah Feliciano
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July 21, 2022
LOS ANGELES — Grindcore frontwoman and recent gynecological patient Lexi Tyler discovered her never-before-heard guttural vocal abilities during an IUD…
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Ciara Murphy
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July 20, 2022
BOSTON — Local guitarist Lacey Buntz successfully replaced the low E string on her acoustic guitar using a thick, incredibly…
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