Vince Ratti
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WEST LONG BRANCH, N.J. – A shocking new poll shows that public taste recently shifted from wanting guitarists to put…
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Ben Friedman
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Decemberists lead singer Colin Meloy brought recording to a halt and began frantically asking band members if…
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Dan Bookbinder
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NASHUA, N.H. — Local woman Shellie Eastman was shocked to discover her favorite mixed CD from her teenage years was…
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Dan Bookbinder
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NASHVILLE — Guitarist Taylor York was in complete shock after he was recognized as a member of the hugely successful…
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Dan Bookbinder
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NEW YORK — Local guitarist Ian Serra refused to take on local punk band Complete Malarkey’s surname despite the group’s…
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Joe Rumrill
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LONDON, Ky. — The Ghost of Christmas Past is reportedly “super stoked” to show infamous miser Ebenezer Scrooge how legit…
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Rose Eden
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local punk house The Meat Mansion hired the small market attached to the gas station at the…
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Dan Rice
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NEW YORK — President elect Donald J. Trump returned to Twitter to complain about three spirits who allegedly visited him…
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Tim Graham
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Venerable rap rock band Limp Bizkit announced that their hit 1997 album “Three Dollar Bill, Y’all” would…
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Chris Bowen
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DETROIT — Gary Nedrow, owner and operator of Groovy Gary's Swap Shop, deliberately marked up the price on a guitar…
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