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Rush Tribute Band All Drummers

Vince Ratti • May 28, 2023

BENSALEM, Pa. – New Rush tribute band Tom Tom Sawyer hopes to set themselves apart from the competition by being…

Juggalo Scientists Confirm “Whoop Whoop” Means Both “Hello,” “Goodbye,” and “Show Me Your Butthole”

Doug Kolic • May 27, 2023

DELRAY, Mich. — Leading Juggalo scientists confirmed fascinating new research which indicates that “whoop whoop” has numerous meanings including “hello,”…

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Mom Switching Laundry Loads During Band Practice “Not Even Here”

Patrick Crooks • May 26, 2023

ADELPHI, Md. — Local Mom, Susan Campbell, informed her son’s band to keep playing and not to pay her any…

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Senate Colleagues Mortified as Dianne Feinstein Defends Graves Era Misfits

Ben Friedman • May 25, 2023

WASHINGTON — Ailing Senator Dianne Feinstein worried Senate colleagues when she made shocking remarks defending Michale Graves’ tenure fronting the…

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Teen With ADHD Bouncing Legs at Table Has Killer Double Bass Drum Potential

Tyler Roland • May 25, 2023

WICHITA, Kan. — Local teenager Denise Draymond’s uncontrollable leg bouncing and foot tapping is catching the attention of multiple people…

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Local Maniacs Fight to the Death In Metal Arena to Honor Tina Turner’s Passing

Jon Ruggiero • May 24, 2023

BARTERTOWN, Australia — A group of mostly nude, heavily armed combatants honored the life of legendary singer and actress Tina…

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Aerosmith Microphone Stand Can’t Wait to Get Home and Take This Fucking Tie Off

Joe Rumrill • May 24, 2023

MARSHFIELD, Mass. — The mic stand used by rock legends Aerosmith is reportedly fed up with perpetually having to wear…

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Rest of Band Rudely Holds Conversation While Drummer Trying to Practice Fills

Joe Rumrill • May 24, 2023

HONESDALE, Pa. — The drummer of melodic hardcore band Goofus Eats Gallant was reportedly chafed when his philistine bandmates barbarically…

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GG Allin Themed Bachelor Party Results in Lifetime Ban From Dave & Buster’s

Corey Montgomery • May 23, 2023

MANCHESTER, N.H. — An out of control bachelor party based on the theme of shock-punk legend and provocateur GG Allin…

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Punk Sick of Joanna and Chip Gaines Renovating All the Best DIY Venues

Audrey Vieira • May 22, 2023

WACO, Texas — Local punk Brianna “Gutpack” Mullhall was visibly upset upon learning Chip and Joanna Gaines will soon renovate…

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